Markspace - possibly the scruffiest site on the 'net.

I can't believe it's not better!

You have unwittingly strayed into MarkSpace
(sort of like cyberspace, only not as good)



This siteEeek! was created by throwing random bits of HTML at each other in the hope that some would stick together. Amazingly, some did. The resulting pages soon became refuge to a multitude of ill-conceived, second-rate gif images, and some vague whitterings masquerading as informed opinion. It's a heady mixture that has inspired a whole gamut of responses from previous visitors ranging from "It's fairly crap." to "It's really crap." The main design principle, "Less is more", has been diligently applied, creating a site that is almost completely devoid of worthwhile content. Couple this with an almost terminal lack of motivation, inspiration, ideas, talent and attention to detail and the result is remarkable only due to it's complete absence of any redeeming quality. It is also fairly infrequently updated. Perhaps unsurprisingly my hit counter isn't exactly spinning like a catherine wheel.

Since this is the second incarnation of MarkSpace I thought it might be a good idea to tidy it up a bit, spend a little bit of time on design, and generally make the site more pleasant, better looking, and more intuitive to navigate around. And then I thought that this sounded like way too much effort for someone as bone-idle as me, so I decided not to bother. And then it occurred to me that since the "style" of this webpage is intentionally shoddy and scruffySplat! then if the design and layout and general navigable-ness (technical term) were also fairly poor then this just reinforced the style I was after, and I wouldn't have to put in any extra work at all. Result! Spillage.

Site undergoingSplot! furious construction work...

Since MarkSpace is now in a new home I'm going to weed out the bits that I can't be bothered with anymore, and introduce some new ones. This will take time however, since I am extremely lazy, incredibly unmotivated and so desperately apathetic it almost hurts sometimes.

First pages back are my Whinge page and my Extreme Cookery page.




Contents

(Swearing Content: None - squeaky clean.)


PocketPC Stuff
Home of my PocketPC software and stuff.
(Swearing Content: None - clean as a whistle.)


Wonderful Whinging!
Chock full of my petty small-minded ranting and raving about things that wind me up.
(Swearing Content: Strong, frequent and very rarely called-for.)


Extreme Cookery!
A page full of my experimental recipes.
(Swearing content: None whatsoever.)



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This page best viewed through the bottom of a Guinness glass.

(Then again, what isn't?)




If you have any strong opinions about my site that you really feel like sharing then you've almost certainly got too much time on your hands, but if you really must you can click HERE to email me. Bear in mind however that I am even better at ignoring email than I am at not updating my webpage, so don't expect it to make a jot of difference...


Read it and weep...